Alright, don't anybody panic. I'm going to say this nice and slow: You can now buy wigs... for your cat.
Aaiiieeeee!!! Sorry, sorry... Just had a little freak out for a second there. But no joke, Kitty Wigs really does offer a full selection of cuts and styles. Yes, if you've got 50 (Fifty!) dollars, and absolutely no sense at all, you can now coif your kitty just like the little person you know in your heart she is. And if you have any money left, you can set it on fire, and pee on the ashes.
(Props to Gizmodo for showing me one more thing that I would've been better off not knowing.)