Shapely American Supports Troops

We all love to rip show business types when they do something stupid or spout a bunch of anti-American asininity, so let's also praise them when they get it right. Scarlett Johansson recently paid a visit to U.S. Marines in Kuwait as part of a five-day USO tour of the Gulf region. Good for her.

And hey, look who's left-handed.

Scarlett, we have so much in common: I like to shoot guns, you like to hang out with guys who shoot guns; we're both lefties. We should get together.