Tom Cruise, Scientology Evangelist

Well, here's that Tom Cruise Scientology promotional video you've been hearing so much about. It's professionally done, well lit, crisply edited... and he still looks as crazy as an outhouse rat.

I've heard Christians say that they wish their fellow believers showed the same kind of fervor as adherents of other religions (Jehovah's Witnesses, libertarians, Red Sox fans, etc.) But let's be careful what we ask for. I don't want any kind of association with that kind of glassy-eyed lunacy, which is why I don't shop in Apple stores.

Update: Let 1000 parodies bloom! Here's one from Jerry O'Connell, who I respect as an actor more now.