Dear Richard Dawkins, Hah!

You'veBeenLeftBehind.com is a web site that will let you send a final email message to up to 62 of your heathen friends six days after the rapture. Don't be one of those people who can't enjoy heaven because they're worried about their email! Get peace of mind for just $40 a year! From their web site:

We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.

The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time.

Yeah, yeah. We know that all that "one last chance to reach your friends for Jesus" stuff is just a cover. Most of the emails are going to say, "So long, sucka!" Although I would want to know if I was on somebody else's "send to:" list. Hey, what makes you think I'll still be here?!?