Buy Today and I'll Throw in My Optimism

A Cubs fan is selling his loyalty on ebay.

As of Tuesday afternoon, bids topped $455 — plus $4.80 shipping and
handling (for what, we don't know). Bidding closes Monday. Moore said
he will donate the money to two small theater troupes in Minneapolis,
burn what remains of his Cubs memorabilia, and wear a sports jersey of
the winning bidder's choosing.