If You've Never Wanted to Drop a Bomb on Hollywood Before...

...You will now, because this exists, and as far as I know, the people who made it are still walking around free men, instead of tied to a rock and subjected to round-the-clock beatings as justice would require.

The entertainment industry is not only out of ideas, they're so out of ideas that they've become angry at previous ideas for existing without their input. Older, better ideas hang in the cultural atmosphere and mock today's Hollywood for their barrenness, and so they cover their inadequacy by desecrating what came before.

And by the way, when you hit your knees tonight, throw up a prayer for Daniel Stern, who clearly hasn't been as smart with his Home Alone money as he could have been.