Tale of the Tape: A.J. McCarron's Girlfriend vs. Manti Te'o's Girlfriend

They've both been in the news a lot lately, so let's do a compare/contrast between the two college football sweethearts:

	A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, Katherine Webb	Manti Te'o's girlfriend, Lennay Kekua
Physical attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 10	Eleventeen (using Musburger notation)	[null set]
Achieved fame when...	Alabama scored third unanswered touchdown and announcers really needed something to talk about.	She died from fake cancer, finally giving sports writers a reason to write about woefully under-covered Notre Dame football program.
Beauty pageant title	Miss Alabama 2011	Miss Manti Te'o's Laptop Web Browser Cache 2012 (narrowly edging out Selena Gomez)
Surprising follow-up appearance	Sports Illustrated	Reagan Mauia's imagination
First big interview	Today show	Newsweek (print edition)
Effect on boyfriend's draft status	Negligible, but Jerry Jones does plan to spend a lot of time "introducing himself to the family" on draft day, if you know what I mean.	The same effect as seeing that girl you have a crush on walking out of the free clinic.
Effect of story on fans of the band They Might Be Giants	None whatsoever.	"I have something in common with an All-American linebacker!"
Least favorite pick-up line	"Hello, I'm Donald Trump."	"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If it existed?"
Subject of a half-finished Tom Rinaldi poem	No	Yes (Best he could do for a rhyme for Kekua? "Accrue-a.")
Secret tip for keeping weight off	Eat spicy foods to raise your metabolism!	Stay away from trans-fats. Also, avoid having mouth or digestive system.